• Meet: Sabrina Lorenzi
• Her weight before Digest Diet: 171
• Her weight after: 162
• Total lost: 9 pounds!
• Inches lost: 8 inches lost
• Health gains: 5% body fat lost
• Also: “I have much more energy now.
I feel better about myself. I see a noticeable
difference in my size, which makes me believe
I can continue to reach my goals.”
Sabrina is a 34 year old who leads a busy lifestyle as an accountant and mom to Tristan, 13 and Tyler, 10.
Why she did the Digest Diet: “I’m ready
to lose weight. I feel like I’m at a good place in my
life now where I’m finally ready to concentrate
on myself. I’ve been overweight for some time,
and I have had a very stressful past two years
where I’ve put my childrens’ needs above my
own. My self-esteem has been pretty much in
the toilet, and my weight definitely hasn’t
helped. I would love to have more energy and
boost my self-esteem, just in time to start what
will hopefully be a wonderful new year.”
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