Expenses were out of control at our data supply company, and our bosses weren't happy.
"When you travel," the vice president said in a meeting with his sales force, "lunch can't be expensed. Lunch is a normal employee cost. And while we're on the topic, your dinner expenses have been way too high."
A rep shouted, "That's because we don't eat lunch."
-- Charles Fender
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War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.
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— George Orwell
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