
From Five Minute Fixes

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A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down.
“Sorry, this bar is for people only,” says the bartender.
“Oh, come on,” says the mushroom. “I’m a fun guy!”
-- Jeffrey Egly



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“ Unlike any other nation, here the people rule, and their will is the supreme law. It is sometimes sneeringly said by those who do not like free government, that here we count heads. True, heads are counted, but brains also. ”
— William McKinley


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