Pare down your bookmarks.
Limit yourself to 20 or so bookmarks. In Internet Explorer, go to File, then choose Export to a File. Choose Favorites, and open the HTML file it saves. Copy and
paste the links into a Word document. In Firefox, open Bookmarks, copy the ones you want, and paste into a Word doc. In Chrome, go to Bookmarks, Bookmark Manager, Export. Open
the HTML document it saves, copy all, and paste into a Word doc.
Trim your toolbars.
The toolbar at the top of your browser windowthat offers options such as back or forward can slow down your surfing. If you don’t use a tool several times a day, delete it. In Firefox, go to Tools, Add-ons, and Disable Toolbars. In Internet Explorer, click Toolbars on the View menu, then clear the check box for the tools you want to delete.
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Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.