My wife and I have developed very different rhythms. She drives fast, I drive slow. She eats fast, I eat slow. She gets a second wind just as I’m falling asleep. Every night she’s in and out of bed, rustling papers and so forth past 11pm. It’s disturbing. What can we do?
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