These guys aren’t mean, but they do make people cry. Searching for a surefire way to get tear samples for research, Robert Levenson, a psychology professor at the University of California, and James Gross, now a professor at Stanford University, set out to find the biggest sob story ever to hit celluloid. After screening more than 250 tearjerkers in frontof 500 film buffs, researchers discovered the biggest boohoo of the bunch: the oldie-but-goodie The Champ (1979), in which a boxer (Jon Voight) dies in front of his son (Ricky Schroder). According to Smithsonian magazine, the psychologists’ findings have since been cited in more than 300 scientific articles, including one study showing that smokers take more drags when they feel sad.
Our Facebook fans, however, recently chose their own saddest film: Bambi (1942). The story of the motherless fawn produced more virtual emotion for these readers than even Titanic and Schindler’s List.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.