Dumb Human Behavior to Avoid

Nothing bucks up our spirits more than knowing there are people dumber than we are. Except maybe knowing there are lots of them.

from Reader's Digest Magazine | June/July 2011

DUMB CELEBRITIES
“That’s why I don’t eat friggin’ lobster. Because they’re alive when you kill it.” Snookie, from Jersey Shore

“I just use Listerine. Sometimes I’ll use my sweater.” Jessica Simpson, on not brushing her teeth

“I am on a drug—it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“Right now, I’m trying to just finish my record and get through the last season of Gossip Girl. So not so much thinking about that.” Actress Taylor Momsen, when asked what she was doing to help Haiti after the devastating earthquake

“I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my [headphones] when I’m flying.” Actress Megan Fox

Next: DUMB CRIMINALS, PART 2

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