Here’s a quick idea for holding Halloween party prizes or as a token of thanks. Send guests home with a hand-crafted memento of thanks, filled with chocolates, nuts, or trinkets.
You Will Need
Colored paper lunch bags
Craft scissors with scalloped blade,
or regular scissors
Button or pin to secure the ribbon
What to Do
1. Cut the top edge of the bag, if desired. Fold it over approximately 2 inches.
2. Using scissors or a hole punch, create two slits. Run ribbon through the holes, overlap the ends, and add a decorative pin or button to secure it.
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