1. The Exorcist – Head Spin
2. The Shining – All Work No Play
3. Poltergeist – They’re Here
4. Psycho – The Shower Scene
5. Blair Witch Project – The Ending
6. Silence of the Lambs – I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans
7. A Clockwork Orange – The Break-In
8. Jaws – The Trailer
9. The Ring – Samara Comes Out of the TV
10. Frankenstein – It’s Alive!
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.