"You did itâdeal with it, learn from it."
"It's your life, plus social commentary."
"If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all."
"Find a man who can dance and makes you laugh."
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"Never tell a man you don't like his gift."
"Never look a gift mattress in the nose."
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.