“Don’t marry a man named George.”
No idea why, but I didn’t.
“Don’t have a flower girl at your wedding; they distract from the bride.”
“Find a man who can dance and makes you laugh.”
I did, Mom, and we’ve been married for 34 years. I wish you were still alive so I could tell you so.
Anna Quindlen’s new book, Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake, is out this month.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.