Would You Name Your Baby ‘iOS’?

Move over Emma, Jacob, Sophia, and all you other tots and tykes with popular baby names. According to BabyCenter.com, a growing number of parents are naming their offspring after their favorite technology. That means we can expect to see more babies named Apple, Mac, and even Siri (the voice-enabled “personal assistant” on the iPhone).

In other baby-naming trends, it seems that the X-rated 50 Shades of Grey trilogy is having an impact: The monikers Grey, Gray, and Anastasia (the female protagonist) are up.

So whatever happened to naming the baby after grandma? Well, she’s not your grandma, but in a more PG-rated vein, BabyCenter’s editors note a 54 percent increase in the name Betty—a tribute, they speculate, to 90-year-old Betty White.

Photo by Assira (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons

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