Problem: Your cat has accidents around the house.
Problem: Your cat keeps digging up the plants in the garden.
Problem: Your dog repeatedly digs up the same spot in the yard.
Problem: Your cat jumps onto all your furniture.
Problem: Your dog keeps gnawing on its paw, tail, or fur.
Problem: Your cat avoids the litter box.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.