7 Ways to Dress Up Your Dog This Halloween

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Hot Dog

Turn your hot dog into a hot dog this Halloween with an easy pull-on costume.

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Your pet will look just like royalty in this costume, which comes with a cape and a hat.

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With this costume on, your dog will be the fiercest in town.

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Give your canine companion a super costume this year. No cat will dare get in his way!

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French Maid

With any luck, your pooch will be cleaning up after themselves in this Halloween get-up.

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Be sure to snap photos of your pup before they find their way out of this cute pumpkin costume.

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Wonder Woman

In this Wonder Woman costume, your dog will be simply unstoppable.

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