Like Pinterest? Love cats? Have a bunch of friends that are sick of your compulsive need to share snapshots of your cat on social media? There’s a home for you now.
First brought to my attention by Kelly Faircloth on BetaBeat, a tech blog by the New York Observer, Catmoji is a one-stop shop for feline social networking. Why? To hear the site’s designers explain it, “Because the Internet love cats and we want to make the Internet a better and happier place with cats.”
You can browse cat photos by category—cute, funny, happy, sad, “surprise”—or pull up the latest or most popular. And there are user profiles with timelines, too: Check out Captain Fluffertton, for example.
Since it’s so recently launched, the community seems fairly small and you have to request an invite to join, but hey, it might be worthwhile for those of us who fill our Twitter feeds with an unending flood of furry goodness. It’s also a fun way to spend a few minutes and boost brainpower. Check it out.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.