Breed: Great Dane
Hometown: Tucson, Arizona
Claim to fame: Holds Guinness world records for Tallest Dog Living and Tallest Dog Ever
Height: 43 inches from paw to shoulder
Length: 7 feet 3 inches from nose to tail
Weight: 245 pounds
As a puppy: “He looked so cute in his crate,” says owner Dave Nasser.
Now: “He kind of looks like a pony when he’s running.”
What he eats: 110 pounds of dry food a month, from a dish elevated 20 inches off the ground
Where he sleeps: On a queen-size mattress made for humans
Transportation: Rides around the neighborhood in a golf cart with Nasser. “Sometimes it’s hard to get him out.”
Favorite game: Tug-of-war (guess who always wins)
Social networking: With more than 73,000 fans, George may be the most popular dog on Facebook.
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