Torres, 50, brought Jupiter to Villa Lorena, an animal rescue shelter she established in 1984 in Cali, Colombia’s third-largest city. “When he came here,” she says, “I would enter his cage and hold him like a baby while I gave him his medicine. That is how our relationship started.”
Torres and a sanctuary staff of ten now care for more than 800 animals, including jaguars, camels, chimpanzees, flamingos, ostriches, crocodiles, and bears—most of whom, like Jupiter, were neglected, abandoned, or confiscated by police from the private zoos of Colombian drug lords. Torres, a school principal, oversees the care of all the animals at Villa Lorena, but her friendship with Jupiter is special.
Reaching her arms through the bars of the big cat’s cage, Torres greets Jupiter by grabbing him and planting a kiss on his muzzle. Jupiter responds in kind, rising on his hind legs to six and a half feet and wrapping his huge forelegs around her in a gentle embrace. “Jupiter’s hug is the most loving and sincere I’ve ever received in my life,” Torres says. “I can see the shine in his eyes. I think of it as his way of telling me thank you.”
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