But it looked like Molly might have seen her last Christmas after a tornado in April leveled many structures in town, including her stable. There was a report of the donkey flying through the air during the storm. Rescuers didn’t have time to look for her until the next day. They found her in a ditch on her back, all four legs waving in the air. Skip’s heart sank: The tornado had either carried or rolled her, and surely the donkey suffered too many broken bones to last much longer.
He underestimated his family pet. No only did Molly recover, local Humane Society officials were so cheered they offered to re-build her stable, dubbing it Molly’s Mansion. Molly is even more of a star now as the donkey who wouldn’t give up on life. “It didn’t feel like a miracle,” says Jake. “It was a miracle.”
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.