You may be in the Cooperation stage if:
You have children living at home
You have bought a house or condominium in the past five years
Both you and your spouse have dynamic professional careers
Money management is a big issue due to lots of money either coming into or going out of your accounts
Your to-do list on any given day is so long it could never be completed in 24 hours
You’ve been happily married for more than five years
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.