Have a dad? This moving essay by sports writer and Neiman fellow Tommy Tomlinson might make you cry. Tommy writes “The Best Sports Moment I Ever Saw” for our September issue, which is up on the production wall of our offices as we speak. I know, Father’s Day was last weekend. But September is too far from now to make y’all wait to read Tommy. Enjoy. (Grab tissues.)
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.