What Marge & Homer Simpson Have to Say About Love

They may be an unconventional (and, yes, fictional) couple, but they've made it work for 25 years and counting. Here's what they have to say about love and marriage.

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On compatibility

On compatibility© FOX BROADCASTING
"Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone." —Marge Simpson

On fighting

"Never throw a butcher knife in anger." —Homer Simpson

On sex

"Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich." —Homer Simpson

On anniversaries

On anniversaries© FOX BROADCASTING
Marge: Maybe our next anniversary will be romantic. Aww, look, Homey, our wedding cake!

Homer: You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?

On communication

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"Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her...during a commercial." —Homer Simpson

On physical appearance

On physical appearance© FOX BROADCASTING
"This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top, and your hands get sticky when you touch it." —Marge Simpson

On having kids

On having kids© FOX BROADCASTING
"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail." —Homer Simpson

On expectations

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Marge: Is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

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