Sometimes curling up on the couch and watching a great love story is the best way to spend Valentine’s Day. Here are some great romantic movie picks — with clips of our favorite moments — for you and your sweetheart to enjoy.
Top Five Classic Love Stories
2. An Affair to Remember
3. The Way We Were
4. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
5. Gone With the Wind
Top Five Romantic Comedies
1. The Princess Bride
2. The Wedding Singer
3. When Harry Met Sally
5. You’ve Got Mail
Top Five Romantic Dramas
3. The Notebook
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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