10 Printable Holiday Coupons

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One Free Breakfast in Bed
Get up early and prepare a yummy breakfast for someone extra special.
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One Free Load of Laundry
Help someone you love by doing a few loads of laundry -- wash, dry, fold, and even put away!
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One Free Back and Neck Massage
Know someone who is stressed out? Put your hands to good use and give that person a much-deserved massage.
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One Free Back Night of Babysitting
Help out the special mom in your life and take the kids off her hand for a night.
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One Free Home Cooked Dinner
Dazzle someone special with one of your culinary delights.
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One Free Cuddling Session
Cuddle from the cold with your sweetheart.
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One Free Night of Remote Control Authority Coupon
Show how much you care and hand over the clicker for a night.
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One Free Movie Night
Spend an evening with someone special and let them do the movie, popcorn, and candy picking.
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One Free Day of Cleaning
Break out your feather duster and make someone's house sparkle.
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Your Choice
Personalize your own coupon to create the perfect holiday gift for anyone on your list.
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