If you’re planning a family vacation this year, these credit cards will get you free perks and rewards.
If you have a Bank of America or Merrill Lynch card, you could be entitled to some free culture. During the first full weekend of every month, your card will get you free admission to more than 150 museums across the country. Check out their website for a list of places to go around the country.
Discover card offers perks for Six Flags locations around the U.S. For starters, you can use the card to enter rides through a member’s only lane during the first two hours after the park opens. The card also gets you discounts on tickets, food, merchandise and other items.
3. Disney Visa
Finance your vacation with a Chase Disney card and receive a 0% annual percentage rate for six months. Other rewards vary by park but include 10% off some merchandise and 20% off guided tours.
Earn 2 points for every $1 spent at Universal Studios. You can earn rewards at the park, cash back and travel rewards.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.