Seasonal decorations are a trap.
Wear high-heeled shoes when you shop.
Use new bills.
Take a "mindful pause."
Limit the number of stores you go to.
Ask a stranger.
Don't go crazy hunting for bargains.
Donât make friends with the sales staff.
Make yourself walk away.
Leave your credit cards at home.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.