“Please fire me. Last week a coworker asked me, ‘What day is Black History Month?’”
“Please fire me. Our HR girl overheard me describing the plot of The Road to a coworker, you know, the book about survivors of nuclear Armageddon who are being chased across a deserted America by anarchist cannibals. She asked, ‘Was that based on a true story?’”
“Please fire me. My coworker eats Cocoa Krispies every day. Dry. Soon he’ll be by to spit bits of them at me when he speaks.”
“Please fire me. I just caught my old boss copying down my goals from last year’s review and noting them as his own for this year.”
“Please fire me. My team leader took a digital picture of everyone’s face and pasted it to an animal cutout. Now each employee is a different animal on the ‘productivity’ board. Whoever does the most work each week gets one step closer to the piece of meat that person’s animal likes to eat, which is glued to the other end of the poster. I’m the bison.”
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