During the week, I’m a magazine editor. But sometimes, on the weekend, I’m a farmer.
WWOOF, which stands for Worldwide Opportunities on Organic Farming, is an international organization that connects volunteers with homesteads and farms for an outdoor education. How it works: Sign up to be a WWOOF member (there’s a $30 yearly fee) and view online profiles of farms in your area or across the country. It’s sort of like online dating, except instead of having dinner you’ll milk a cow (if you opt for a dairy farm, that is). Spend a weekend or even a few months helping out as a farmhand; in return you’ll get a place to stay and three meals a day.
I recommend going with a friend—it’s more fun to have someone to laugh with as you pull weeds and mulch orchards. Thus far, my friend Kiera and I have picked apples, made cider from scratch, harvested kale, checked in on chicken coops and mastered the art of pushing a wheelbarrow.
Working hours are usually from sunrise to sunset, but the education continues after you put down the shovel. We’ve learned how to play poker and make Indian curry dishes. Most recently, we visited Stonegate Farm in New York’s Hudson Valley and spent the weekend learning about soil, gardening and photography. We even made ravioli from the kale we had harvested that morning. It was a night I’ll never forget.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.