Mandarin Oriental, Miami
Aqua Hotel, Miami
California Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas
Gran Bahia Principe Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
Grand Palladium Bavaro Resort and Spa
Hyatt Regency Washington on Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C.
JW Marriott Ihilani, Hawaii
Riu Palace Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
Sofitel Los Angeles
The London West Hollywood, Los Angeles
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.