Need To Chill?

Learning to Breathe
This won’t help you with the Fahrenheit, but if you’re like me and you get strung out about actually getting out the door to go on vacation, then you might want to pick up the paperback of Priscilla Warner’s savvy book Learning to Breathe: My Year Long Quest to Bring Calm to My Life.  Warner is like a terrific, funny friend who freaks out a lot.  After decades of suffering from not-funny anxiety and panic attacks, she set out to rewire her brain, trying meditation and a host of other mind-body remedies on her way to being a self-styled “monk in a minivan.” What makes her book different is that she’s earthy and accessible, not woo-woo.

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram


A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.


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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”


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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.