Seattle, Washington: Winterfest
Nantucket, Massachusetts: 38th Annual Christmas Stroll Weekend
Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Annual Hanukkah Festival
Chicago, Illinois: The DuSable Museum of African American History
Annapolis, Maryland: 29th Annual Eastport Yacht Clubâs Parade of Lights
Santa Fe, New Mexico: 40th Annual Christmas Eve Farolito Walk
Dearborn, Michigan: Holiday Nights at Greenfield Village
Across the U.S.: The Maccabeats
New York City: Thunderbird American Indian Dancersâ 37th Annual Dance Concert & Pow-Wow
Klamath Falls, Oregon: Winter Wings Festival
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.