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With the world’s economy all but bleak, I was surprised to stumble upon an article recently that implied companies need to be aggressive and stand out in order to lure in top talent. Really? Isn’t EVERYONE looking for a job?
Apparently, though, it’s a real game to try to hire and retain superstar staff. Dr. John Sullivan, who was once called “Michael Jordan of hiring” by Fast Company, highlights 10 Bold and Outrageous HR and Talent Management Practices, which he gathered from top companies all around the globe. Three I liked: Google will pay any surviving spouse or domestic partner 50 percent of its employee’s paycheck for 10 years; Netflix gives its employees unlimited vacation and sick time; and DNAnexus offers $20,000 employee referral bonuses.
I’m still happy with my all-you-can-read Reader’s Digest magazines, but those are pretty cool.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.