Tweeter’s Digest: The Best Graduation Quotes from Commencement Speeches of 2012

Skip the fancy four-year degree as we curate the most inspirational graduation quotes (in 140 characters or less) from this year's top speakers.

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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey
Where: Spelman College

When: May 20, 2012

What we learned: Oprah Winfrey, TV legend and CEO of Harpo Productions, told graduates to dream big and "always do the right thing."

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Colin Powell

Colin Powell
Where: Northeastern University

When: May 4, 2012

What we learned: Colin Powell, former secretary of state, encouraged graduates to become active voters and to explore new cultures, ideas and possibilities.

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Michael Bloomberg

Michael Bloomberg
Where: University of North Carolina

When: May 13, 2012

What we learned: New York City's 108th mayor shared secrets to his success—and told grads how to get the upper hand in a competitive market.

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Katie Couric

Katie Couric
Where: University of Virginia

When: May 20, 2012

What we learned: Alumna Katie Couric, famed news anchor, shared wisdom on coping with hardship and staying optimistic through life's challenges.

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Sonia Sotomayor

Sonia Sotomayor
Where: New York University

When: May 16, 2012

What we learned: Raised in a Bronx housing project only to become the nation's first Hispanic Supreme Court justice, Sonia Sotomayor advised graduates to keep up their spirits no matter how long the odds.

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Aaron Sorkin

Aaron Sorkin
Where: Syracuse University

When: May 13, 2012

What we learned: Aaron Sorkin, acclaimed playwright, movie and TV writer (A Few Good Men and The West Wing, for example) took a cue from some of his own stories and told grads at his alma mater that a small, dedicated group of people can make a big difference.

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Christiane Amanpour

Christiane Amanpour
Where: University of Southern California

When: May 12, 2012

What we learned: The ABC News anchor encouraged graduates to find success by following their dreams—and using the skills they've developed as students.

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Where: University of Michigan

When: April 28, 2012

What we learned: When Dr. Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent, spoke at his alma mater, he told graduates to expect the unexpected and have confidence in who they are.

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Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney
Where: Liberty University

When: May 12, 2012

What we learned: Mitt Romney, Republican presidential candidate and former governor of Massachusetts, highlighted the virtues of faith and told graduates to stick to their principles.

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Barack Obama

Barack Obama
Where: Barnard College

When: May 20, 2012

What we learned: Speaking to the female-only audience of graduates, the president told stories of the strong women who inspired him and encouraged graduates to work hard and achieve big things.

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Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama
Where: Virginia Tech

When: May 11, 2012

What we learned: First Lady Michelle Obama stressed the importance of community, collaboration and giving back.

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Jane Lynch

Jane Lynch
Where: Smith College

When: May 20, 2012

What we learned: Jane Lynch, the Emmy-award winning actress known for her work on Glee, told grads to enjoy life's surprises and avoid planning ahead.

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Sutton Foster

Sutton Foster
Where: Ball State University

When: May 5, 2012

What we learned: Two-time Tony Award-winner Sutton Foster shared advice about taking pride in one's work and the importance of looking out for others.

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