All Bar Jokes | Reader's Digest

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash. "I’m not selling you ...

Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local pub reads "Be safe: Don't drink ...

-- Dawn Hummel

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where ...

-- Robert Gabbitas

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"? The ...

-- Scott Pruitt

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to supply your own. ...

-- B. Shafer

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender. ...

-- Weston Davis

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing, ...

-- Joann Berntsen

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where he used to work, when an attractive ...

-- E.J. Kramer

I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive ...

-- J. Smodish

The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse. ...