Cat Costume

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call ...

-- Rooftop Comedy

Protesting Too Much

Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm's client denied the allegations. So when the victim ...

-- Kathryn Enslow

Front Office

When our students began raising donations for Child Abuse Prevention Week, the school ...

-- Angela Long

Check One

Some people might object to filling out the part of our company's job application form that asks ...

-- Sarah Long

Reading Material

Winner of the Self-Defeating Sign on a Store Periodicals Rack Award: "Do Not Read ...

-- Mike Hannon

All in the Name

My neighbor's boat has a peculiar name: Innuendo. After failing to divine some deep, hidden ...

-- Doug Royle

Weary Travelers

Worshippers are greeted by these words at the Travelers Rest Church: "Do Not Sit on ...

-- Dennis Rosen

Odd Job

Our daughter took the afternoon off from her job at the funeral home to visit her daughter in ...

-- Sonja Barbot

Spelunking

I was leading a tour through Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico when a woman asked, "How many ...

-- Jim Davis

Table Talk

A customer called our rental store to ask about rectangular tables. I told him we had six-foot and ...

-- Sydney Bruno