Bar Order

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender. ...

-- Weston Davis

Too Much Information

 My wife was in her gynecologist's busy waiting room when a cell phone rang. A woman answered ...

-- Alan Roberts

In Total Control

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my ...

-- Dana Margulies

Tough Question

My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the Internet. ...

-- Catherine Burns

Tailgating Tattletale

My wife and I get along just great—except she's a back-seat driver second to none. On my way ...

-- Wayne Ray Hairston

Misplaced

A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he enters a ...

-- Robin Greenspan

Computer Pickup

My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my ...

-- Anne McConne

Times Have Changed

Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed ...

-- Cyndy Hinds

Unlucky

One cold night my furnace died, so I went to my parents' house. In the morning, a neighbor called ...

-- Candace M. Prestwich

The Telephone Call

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one ...

-- Lola Cantrell