Funny, Clean Jokes

For decades, Reader's Digest has been the voice of wit and humor in America, providing tens of millions of people with timely, clever, and clean funny jokes. We've chosen the best jokes from hundreds of thousands of submissions for a collection that is sure to please.

“ Colds and flu (along with most common infections) are caused by viruses, so antibiotics -- designed to kill bacteria -- won't do a thing. ”

“ Rule of thumb: If your phlegm is yellow or green, you should go to the doctor because you probably have an infection. ”