10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes

Here are 10 jokes about weight loss mishaps to help you laugh the pounds off.
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Weight Loss Buddies
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you."

-- Katina Fisher
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By micah, 01/23/2010, 9:57 PM EST
i dont like the frist 1
By Mir Quasem, 10/10/2009, 1:15 AM EDT
jokes are interesting no doubt- based on reality.More enriched contributions are expected
By Ruth I, 10/07/2009, 2:47 PM EDT
I did the same thing with ice cream. If I ate too much out of the carton, I bought a new carton and ate down to the same level the other one had been. I was a Weight Watcher at the time.
By Dee McD, 10/06/2009, 12:50 PM EDT
I told my friend, 'Guess What! I lost 10 pounds!' He said, 'Don't worry, you'll find it again.'
By Chester Dates, 10/06/2009, 10:52 AM EDT
Your site is very hard to use. Every time I start to read something a popup blocks it. Many time I have to close the site and start over again. The site is very slow also.

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