10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes

Here are 10 jokes about weight loss mishaps to help you laugh the pounds off.
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Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. I followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful—we never felt hungry!

But when we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it, I checked the recipes again. There, in fine print, was "Serves 6."

-- Barbara Currie
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By micah, 01/23/2010, 9:57 PM EST
i dont like the frist 1
By Mir Quasem, 10/10/2009, 1:15 AM EDT
jokes are interesting no doubt- based on reality.More enriched contributions are expected
By Ruth I, 10/07/2009, 2:47 PM EDT
I did the same thing with ice cream. If I ate too much out of the carton, I bought a new carton and ate down to the same level the other one had been. I was a Weight Watcher at the time.
By Dee McD, 10/06/2009, 12:50 PM EDT
I told my friend, 'Guess What! I lost 10 pounds!' He said, 'Don't worry, you'll find it again.'
By Chester Dates, 10/06/2009, 10:52 AM EDT
Your site is very hard to use. Every time I start to read something a popup blocks it. Many time I have to close the site and start over again. The site is very slow also.

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