10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes

Here are 10 jokes about weight loss mishaps to help you laugh the pounds off.
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10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes
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Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. I followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful—we never felt hungry!

But when we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it, I checked the recipes again. There, in fine print, was "Serves 6."

-- Barbara Currie
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jokes are interesting no doubt- based on reality.More enriched contributions are expected

By Mir Quasem, on 10/10/2009
I did the same thing with ice cream. If I ate too much out of the carton, I bought a new carton and ate down to the same level the other one had been. I was a Weight Watcher at the time.

By Ruth I, on 10/07/2009
I told my friend, 'Guess What! I lost 10 pounds!' He said, 'Don't worry, you'll find it again.'

By Dee McD, on 10/06/2009
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