10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes

Here are 10 jokes about weight loss mishaps to help you laugh the pounds off.
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10 Hilarious Weight Loss Jokes
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No More Meat!
The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month -- until you loathe it." When the woman finished, she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"

-- David Martino
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jokes are interesting no doubt- based on reality.More enriched contributions are expected

By Mir Quasem, on 10/10/2009
I did the same thing with ice cream. If I ate too much out of the carton, I bought a new carton and ate down to the same level the other one had been. I was a Weight Watcher at the time.

By Ruth I, on 10/07/2009
I told my friend, 'Guess What! I lost 10 pounds!' He said, 'Don't worry, you'll find it again.'

By Dee McD, on 10/06/2009
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