Enter our Funniest Joke in the World Contest!

Religion Jokes

More Laughs: More Religion Jokes | See all Jokes

Dumb Blonde

-- Anita Daugherty

Previous
The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read

"Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blond to see."

Submit Your Joke

Next
Advertisement
  • Most Popular
  • How to Finish a Basement: Framing and Insulating
    How to frame a basement and install insulation.
  • 6 Delicious Christmas Cookie Recipes
    Bake a batch of any of these easy to follow recipes or just drool over the stunning Christmas cookie pictures.
  • Spinach, Pear, and Shaved Parmesan Salad
    A spinach salad, especially one with ripe fall pears, is a welcome addition to the Thanksgiving table. The salad can be served in a large bowl as part of a buffet, or on individual salad plates alongside the main course.
  • Delicata Squash Soup with Parmesan Croutons
    Delicata squash, as its name implies, is a finely flavored, richly sweet winter squash with a nearly fibreless flesh. Cylindrical in shape, with elongated ridges, this squash has yellow to pale orange skin with green striations. Its beautiful yellow flesh and delicate flavor make it perfect for this puréed soup.
  • Thanksgiving Desserts
    It will be difficult to wait until the end of the meal for these gorgeous desserts.