Top 15 Jokes of 2009

Compiled by Meaghan Cameron
We collected the 15 most-viewed jokes on readersdigest.com in 2009. Read them and laugh.
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Top 15 Jokes of 2009
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#1. Duck in a Bar
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".

The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?
-- Scott Pruitt
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By jj, 03/19/2010, 7:43 PM EDT
what on earth is with number 4... there isnt even a joke only an advertisement... an its not funny!!!! whoever compiled this list needs a new job... best of 2009 my bum...what a retard
By bagyo anggono, 02/07/2010, 10:38 AM EST
the only thing that me laugh is most of the jokes are not funny !
By ASHA, 01/31/2010, 1:54 AM EST
nt funy
By ASHA, 01/31/2010, 1:53 AM EST
nt funny at ol
By yati, 01/19/2010, 6:10 AM EST
not funny
By Chris, 01/16/2010, 8:35 AM EST
lol the Duck in the bar joke has been around for a long time in various formats. There was a winterfresh commercial with it when I was in middle school, which was 10 years ago.
By wit, 01/14/2010, 11:27 AM EST
it is realy vary funny,hehe,
By DDM, 01/12/2010, 11:36 PM EST
I agree, those jokes are weak.
By sabz, 01/12/2010, 1:39 PM EST
prepare to enjoy ém..not criticize dears :)
By Akta Popat, 01/07/2010, 9:24 AM EST
this one is really funny.
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