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5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.
-- Howard and Tina

6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
-- Daisy Wilson

7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.
-- Iris Finkelman

8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.
-- Krazymike

9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.
-- Jo Lynn Delgado

10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.
-- Joe Lassegard

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