Yo, Momma!

Our favorite Yo Momma jokes.

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In celebration of Mother's Day, we thought we'd right a wrong. Know those jokes that begin, "Yo Momma is so..." and end with an insult? We asked readers to turn the concept on its head and send us their original NICE riffs. Call them anti-Yo Momma jokes.

Here are our top 10:

1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver's license has her real weight on it.
-- LeeAnn

2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.
-- Grillthom

3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.
-- Mary Kaess

4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.
-- James Willard

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