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-- Robert Thompson, Gladstone, Missouri

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Even though I'm in my 30s I still stop by my parents' house to mow their lawn. One afternoon, the kid next door was cutting his grass at the same time. "It's punishment for skipping a day of school," he explained.

"Why are you still doing your folks' yard?"

"Because I cut a class when I was your age," I said with a straight face. I'm told he's had perfect attendance ever since.
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