Even though I'm in my 30s I still stop by my parents' house to mow their lawn. One afternoon, the kid next door was cutting his grass at the same time. "It's punishment for skipping a day of school," he explained.
"Why are you still doing your folks' yard?"
"Because I cut a class when I was your age," I said with a straight face. I'm told he's had perfect attendance ever since.
"Why are you still doing your folks' yard?"
"Because I cut a class when I was your age," I said with a straight face. I'm told he's had perfect attendance ever since.





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