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Housework
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Having a husband creates an extra seven hours a week of housework for women … A wife saves men from about an hour of housework a week.
Source: University of Michigan

Online Dating
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In the world of online dating, a five-foot-eight-inch man has to make $146,000 more a year than a six-foot-tall man to get the same number of dates.
Source: Wired

Finding your partner is difficult, but at least you learn how to become more connected to yours. Here are six ways to feel closer.

Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
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"This country—including you and most of the people related to you by birth or marriage or both—is populated by beings who have been so blessed for so long that they have become almost completely immune to any interests other than their own."
--Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid (Viking, $25.95)

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From Kill the Messenger and on Larry King Live
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"What happened to Bin Laden? They used to talk about him all the time. Now they don't even mention … Bin Laden. Now, I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I don't believe Bin Laden really existed … A seven-foot diabetic Muslim, lives in a cave like Dr. Evil, there is no electricity, yet his camcorder is fully charged? Bin Laden did more movies ... than [Samuel L.] Jackson."
--Chris Rock in a clip from Kill the Messenger and on Larry King Live

Newt Gingrich writes in BusinessWeek.
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Drug use and sexually transmitted diseases among American teenagers persist at alarming rates. And U.S. teens aren't the scholars some of their international peers are.

"We have to end adolescence as a social experiment," Newt Gingrich writes in BusinessWeek. "We tried it. It failed. It's time to move on … Children rapidly assuming the roles and responsibilities of adults would yield enormous benefit to society."

Students who finish high school a year or two early, the former House Speaker says, should qualify for a year or two of free college tuition.

Check out more advice on parenting teens.

John Swansburg, Slate
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"People started celebrating their birthdays by inviting friends out to dinner, typically at a moderately fancy restaurant [then splitting the tab and paying for the guest of honor]. Seems like a nice idea, the birthday dinner. It is not. It is a tedious, wretched affair. It is also an extravagantly expensive one. In these wintry economic times, we need to scale back. I hereby propose that the birthday dinner go the way of the $4 cup of coffee, the liar's mortgage, and the midsize banking institution."
--John Swansburg, Slate

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Syracuse University study
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The Internal Revenue Service audited 36 percent fewer millionaires in 2008 than it did in 2007, according to a Syracuse University study. The IRS disagrees, saying the decrease was "only 19 percent."

Check out our Quick Study on Taxes.

Economists
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"Economists mostly failed to predict the worst economic crisis since the 1930s. Now they can't agree how to solve it. People are starting to wonder: What good are economists, anyway?"
--Peter Coy in BusinessWeek

Paul Rudnick, I Shudder (HarperCollins, $23.99)
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“Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always think, It’s okay, I’m from New Jersey. I love New Jersey, because it’s not just an all-purpose punch line, but probably a handy legal defense, as in, ‘Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I’m from New Jersey.’”
--Paul Rudnick, I Shudder (HarperCollins, $23.99)

Comments :
By allininmd, 07/09/2009, 8:44 AM EDT

So why are they still calling this a "recession"? allininmd

By allininmd, 07/09/2009, 8:43 AM EDT

So why are they still calling this a "recession"? -allininmd

By allininmd, 07/09/2009, 8:41 AM EDT

Of coursethere is no bin laden. Don't you recall "There is no war in Iraq"? - George W. Bush allininmd

By comic, 07/08/2009, 1:29 PM EDT

Men are such babies. When women get sick we have to get up and work but when men get sick they lay around all dayand whin for this and that.

By tombyrne, 07/08/2009, 10:10 AM EDT

Re: Wife saves men from housework. From a liberal university of course. Does the wife work or stay at home? What does the husband do not considered "housework?" Both my wife an I work. She cooks every night. "Aha," you say, but I do the dishes and that takes longer. I often wash clothes, vacuum etc. In addition, like most women she expects me to take care of the vehicles, fix whatever needs to be fixed, ( the pipe I just replaced under the sink ) mow the yard, paint the house, etc. Lib ****

By kaylower, 07/06/2009, 3:12 PM EDT

Boys have waffles for brains.

By Nellie923, 07/06/2009, 1:23 PM EDT

No, in the world of online dating, a five-foot-eight-inch man is really five-feet-five inches (or shorter).

By Elizjtomp, 07/06/2009, 12:50 PM EDT

A good marriage is priceless...a bad one will cost you.

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