Top Ten Knock-Knock Jokes

Many thanks to our Facebook fans for sharing your knee-slapping knock-knock jokes. Here are 10 of our favorites.

1. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Submitted by Lyn Parker

2. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows don't "who" they "MOO"
Submitted by Cheri Jennings Wine

3. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Submitted by Heidi Hofbauer-Wagnitz

4. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin' you! So hand over your money!
Submitted by Syeda Mansura Banu

5. Knock! Knock!
Boo
Boo who?
It's me, why are you crying?
Submitted by Cheri Jennings Wine

6. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!
Submitted by LaTasha Robinson

7. Knock! Knock!
Who's there..!
Wevill
Wevill who?
We will we will Rock you.
Submitted by Lubna Wali

8. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I'll tell you!
Submitted by Catherine Wilcox

9. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet evening.
Submitted by Vicki Stephens

10. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Submitted by Laurie Callier