Yo, Momma!

Our favorite Yo Momma jokes.

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In celebration of Mother's Day, we thought we'd right a wrong. Know those jokes that begin, "Yo Momma is so..." and end with an insult? We asked readers to turn the concept on its head and send us their original NICE riffs. Call them anti-Yo Momma jokes.

Here are our top 10:

1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver's license has her real weight on it.
-- LeeAnn

2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.
-- Grillthom

3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.
-- Mary Kaess

4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.
-- James Willard

5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.
-- Howard and Tina

6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
-- Daisy Wilson

7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.
-- Iris Finkelman

8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.
-- Krazymike

9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.
-- Jo Lynn Delgado

10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.
-- Joe Lassegard

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