He Could Be a Teenager
He Has to be Multilingual
He Goes to Confession
He's Head of His Own Country
He Has His Own Hospital
He Has No Material Possessions
It's Almost Impossible For a Modern Pope To Be the Worst Pope In History
He's One of the Five Most Powerful People in the World
He's Crushing It On Twitter
He's Got Budget Problems, Too
...And a Bank to Worry About
"There's Nothing So Dead as a Dead Pope."
He Is Only Infallible Sometimes
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.
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