"'What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?' They surrender."
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
"I need a day when there aren't twenty crises to deal with, but I don't see that coming any time soon."
"The future is worth it. All the pain. All the tears. The future is worth the fight."
"I never settle. What I cannot have, I will destroy."
"The real crime would be not to finish what we started."
"The greatest power on Earth is the magnificent power we all of us possess... the power of the human brain!"
"I'm loyal to nothing, Generalâ¦ except the Dream."
"The fate of your planet rests not in the hands of gods. It rests in the hands of mortals."
"All right, y'all! Four-eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants french toast?"
"But everyone's story begins once upon a time, and it's up to us to cherish the time we're given to ensure we live happily ever after."
"What was it that John Lennon said? âLove is the flower youâve got to let grow.â Let it grow already, and quit trying to legislate it!â
"Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest."
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.
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