News from Heaven by Jennifer Haigh
One More Thing by B.J. Novak
Short, edited by Alan Ziegler
Bark by Lorrie Moore
Thunderstruck & Other Stories by Elizabeth McCracken
Acts of God by Ellen Gilchrist
Ice Cold, edited by Jeffery Deaver and Raymond Benson
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.